Gesellschaft der Bassisten in Deutschland

Ich glaub so was haben wir noch nicht.

Darum fang ich mal an:

Lion Tamer Wanted
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a jazz bassist in his sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment; a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to audition first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He begins to purr contentedly while continuing to lick her for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the bass player and asks, "Can you top that?"
The old bassist replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
 

"Der große Geba Basswitze Thread
Ich glaub so was haben wir noch nicht"
Doch! Haben wir schon! Sonst wären wir ja ein arg trauriges Völkchen  . Und Deinen Witz gibt's dort auch schon, soweit ich mich erinnere...

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Grüße

Thomas

LG Jan