humor-linkA man gets stranded on an island, after much trouble he is able to understand the nataives language....once he can comunicate with them he asks something that's been bothering him since he got there...."what is with the loud drumming?" the native replied "drums must never stop"......he dosen't think much of it......about 3 days later the drums stop and the natives all panic.....in the frenzy he manages to stop one of the natives and asks "why is it so bad when the drums stop"........"because, drums stop BASS solo begins"
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